Sorry for the lack of pretty women pics. I have become shy again and can't get the courage to take a pic of a beautiful stranger. I've regressed again. It happens. It sucks. Anyway, if I was funny, smart, rich and good looking, I will be in a relationship with one of these women:
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| Mila Kunis - I've always liked her in that 70s show |
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| Maria Ozawa - my favorite Japansese pornstar. What?? Is there anything wrong with that? Don't throw stones at her or me. |
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| Alexa Chung - Hipsters favorite |
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| Ashley Greene |
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| Bar Rafaeli - Leonardo di Caprio incepted an idea to her in a dream within a dream within a dream that she will like him. |
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| Brooklyn Decker - Hottest women named after one of NYCs most populous borough. |
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| Jessica Alba |
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| Jessica Biel |
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| Odette Yustman |
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| Olivia Munn - A favorite of nerds everywhere. Umm, being a cool guy, I happen to like her too. |
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| Olivia Wilde - Too bad she's already married to a prince. Not Purple rain Prince but a real prince. Yeah as if you have a chance, right. |
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| Megan Fox - Bad tattoo though |
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| Maggie Q - If we're together and somebody picks a fight with me, I'll let her kick their ass for me |
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| Malin Ackerman - She's so funny in Childrens Hospital. |
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Stoya - I actually knew her when she used to be in Philly.
Jealous much? |
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| Marisa Miller - She mentioned in Conan that she likes watching boxing and her fave is Manny Pacquiao. Mr. Pacquiao, if you're reading this, contact Marisa Miller now! |
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Sasha Grey - Thinking mans pornstar.
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And thats it! Objectifying people is so fun!
